The Gloves, I Mean the Shoes Are Coming Off!!!

We have all heard the phrase, "the gloves are coming off" when referring to a fight. For women, they might say "their nails and earrings are coming off." For journalists in Baghdad, its "the shoes are coming off, get ready for my toe jam." Over the weekend during President Bush's goodbye visit to war zone, an angry journalist took his shoes, turned them sideways, and sticked them straight up Bush's candy...actually he just chucked those things straight to our President's face.



The irate man was later tackled to the floor by fellow journalist and security. Blood was reportedly found at the spot where he was tackled. Apparently, this man was given the business by his own countrymen for giving Bush a little taste of athletes foot.
Clearly unpopular for the current economic crisis and war, the only good thing our President has to show after his two terms in office is good reflexes. He dodged those shoes like Neo in the Matrix dodges bullets.