Showing posts with label scandal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scandal. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A Coupon Clipped is a Coupon Earned

When I was younger, I never understood stories of my grandfather continuing to enjoy watercress and onion sandwiches or a timeless goose-grease sandwich long after the depression was over. But now as more and more people are inventing ways to save money, that are quite resourceful, I can’t help but think that maybe these practices are just common sense ways to conserve, that we may overlook during times of plenty. And I am enjoying that these methods are making the news more and more because I get to admire how people stretch a penny, and am constantly entertained by those who attempt to cut the penny in half, paint it silver and get 20 cents out of it.

Much of the advice for saving money is still common knowledge. Don’t spend too much. Know your cost of living. Organize receipts. Make shopping lists and adhere to them. Budget your money by listing how much you want to spend each month and compare that to how much you do spend to know where to cut back.

Some ideas start to push the limits of intuition. Like, if your bar of soap is getting really small, instead of throwing it away, you can stick it to a new bar of soap. And voila! Fewer trips to the store to buy more soap because you use each bar to the end. One site I found recommended saving your junk mail and making note pads out of the paper you would have otherwise thrown away.


Conserving is not the only way to save money. There are accounts of a woman who whitened her teeth, a process that can cost a lot of money, for free just by using free trial after free trial of long term whitening methods. And depending on how readily you can print coupons (perhaps on the back of some saved junk mail?), you can always go to fastfoodcoupon.com to get exactly what the name advertises. They have an entire page of their website devoted to links for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

However it is possible to take it too far. Recently, authorities have reported a spike in auto fraud like they’ve never seen before. In hopes of collecting insurance money, car owners have taken radical measures. “SUV’s have been found ablaze in the Nevada desert, cars have been dumped in a Miami canal and a BMW was discovered buried in a field in Texas. Some vehicles have been parked in the path of a hurricane.”



These practices are instantly flagged as suspicious, prompting further investigation and several arrests. “The New York Alliance Against Insurance Fraud says the number of people arrested statewide on suspicion of making false auto theft reports jumped from 96 in 2007 to 130 in 2008.” And in Dallas County it is estimated those reports have increased another 12% this year. (i recommend reading the full article here...)

So, by all means, cut the toothpaste tube when it gets to the end (evidently there’s another week’s worth of dentifrice in there. All you have to do is squeeze!). And I won’t judge if your 2009 planner is made of AOL leaflets and the envelopes to the sweepstakes you may or may not be in the running for. But if you’re planning on burying your Mercedes Benz, or torching your 1995 Camry, I say, don’t do it! Or at least make sure you've turned off all the lights at home and shut your leaky faucets. You’ll need money to pay your fine.


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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Illinois Senate Seat to the Highest Bidder

For Sale: We have this one of a kind Illinois Senate Seat available to you. With this seat, located in Washington, D.C., you can change the world. Former owners of this seat have moved on to do great careers such as... um... well... President of the United States... um... and I'm sure there are more. Act now and you will be able to change laws and give back to your community through our special Earmarks Program. Bidding closes January 20th so please call us at the Illinois Governor's Office ASAP!!! While supply last!!!


Sold to Ms. Hilton! And No, your dog cannot have the other seat!!

If money can't buy you happiness, it sure can buy you power.

PEObama is in the hot seat-or should I say was in the hot seat. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been arrested for attempting to sell or trade former Senator Obama's Senate seat. The Governor was not only arrested on these charges but also with attempting to get the editors of the Chicago Tribune fired because of their criticisms of his governance.

Not only is this hugely ridiculous but probably one of the bigger political scandals of
our my lifetime. (For you old heads, I was not alive for Watergate.. so chill.) You could count former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry smoking crack as a scandal but I personally wouldn't.

PEObama has nothing to worry about as all of this selling nonsense took part far away from him and concerns a man who has been recorded calling our President Elect a "motherfucker" within the past month.

Things don't look good for Blagojevich with all of these charges mounting against him. Seems like he should have just called up Barry and shared a puff of the pipe instead.

Head on over to the Huffington Post to read all about the scandal. They have it covered!


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